I’m in me mums CAAAaaarr.. brm brm

seekingthegr8perhaps:
fuck, kill, marry: Alex Vause, Piper Chapman, Nicky Nichols

stability:

kill piper sorry dude then fuck nicky only if shes std free (which is pretty questionable ya know) and the marry alex so i could just fuck her ll the time plus shes awesome so yeah

honesty hour

sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

(Source: sarajxne, via go-away-fag)