yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

(via fake-mermaid)

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

(via hide-behind-green-eyes)

stability:

avoiding responsibilities like

image

(Source: stability, via guy)

  • Sirius: *Writing a letter to James*
  • Sirius: Deer James
  • Lily: It's Dear
  • Sirius: No it isn't

disloyalties:

My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion

(via hotboyproblems)

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: teamgais, via hide-behind-green-eyes)

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

(via trust)

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

(via fake-mermaid)