'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

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tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

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i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

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i’m in friend love with all of you

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my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

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